December 2009
77 posts
“Every dream is about you, and I just wish I could stay asleep”
– Miss You Most - Keywest
Dec 31st
That's it.
As soon as I’m finished school, I am spending every single New Years Eve in London. Or somewhere nice. Never staying home for it again. It’s just depressing.
Dec 31st
My logic = Flawless.
Mum: Why are you crying?
Me: Because I'm pissed off
Mum: Pissed off at what?
Me: Our family.
Mum: Why?
Me: BECAUSE THEY'RE SHIT.
Mum: Well that's nothing new love.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
I love Blades of Glory
Jimmy: I'm not the girl, I'm stronger!
Chad: No I'M stronger. I don't have a vagina.
Dec 29th
“I AM NOTHING BUT A HUMAN ONION”
– Will Ferell. Blades of Glory
Dec 29th
“I already feel fed up with boys, and I haven’t even had anything to do...”
– Wise Words of Georgia Nicholson.
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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Febreeze Review.
The latest advert for Febreeze begins with Karl’s mum bursting into his bedroom without knocking, while he’s looking a his laptop (NB - don’t ever do this ,mums). Berating Karl for how badly the room smells, she emphasises the point by contorting her face and retching like she’s just stepped out of a Wilfred Owen poem. Ginger Karl just taps away Impassively at his laptop...
Dec 29th
2009. Sorry I'm posting so many of these, I'm...
2009: In The Beginning Where did you go on New Years?: My Nannas Who were you with?: The dysfunctional group I call my family.  Did you kiss anyone on new years?: Nope Did you make any resolutions?: To not be late for school any more. 3 detentions for lates proves that this did not work.  2009: All about YOU Did you change at all this year?: Lots.  Did you dye your hair?: Back to black.  Did you...
Dec 28th
Never call mum when she's trying to fall asleep
Me: Mam?
Me: MAAM?
Mam: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
Two Thousand & Nine in a Checklist:
wakeupboo: discussmeovercigarettes: thingsgohazy: caffeinenicotine:fivefiftyfive: (A survey under the cut, because I refuse to add to your Dashboard with random information about yours truly. Ha!) In 2009 I have: (x) stayed single for the whole year ( ) made out in/on a car ( ) kissed in the snow (x) celebrated Halloween () kissed in the rain ( ) had your heart broken ( ) broke someone...
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
My family.
Nells: *sticks up middle finger* Dance on it bitch.
Leigh: I'll back up onto it bitch!
Leigh's mum: What did you say?!
Leigh: I SAID, I'll back up onto it bitch.
Dec 25th
This happens every year.
Nanna: The song was written along the walls of tutenkamuns tomb, I swear it.
Mum: Ma, They didn't have 'Danny Boy' back in ancient Egypt.
Everyone: *Laughs*
Nanna: Fuck off yiz cuntin' shower of bastards.
Aunt: Fuck off yourself.
Nanna: DON'T CURSE IN MY HOUSE.
Dec 25th
You stood out like a sore thumb. The most...
The Maccabees - About your dress <3
Dec 23rd
Dec 22nd
13537.) Hi, you. Yeah, YOU. You are amazing! You...
(via blogsecret) <3
Dec 22nd
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My horoscope told me to write down my dreams and...
Last night I had a dream that I met a guy, who told me his name was Danish. I asked was that his actual name and he said yeah, but people kept spelling it wrong because it’s not spelt like Danish, it’s spelt Fiorn. I kept trying to explain to him that his name was actually Fiorn and it was a Danish name, not that his name was Danish. But he refused to listen to me. I don’t see...
Dec 22nd
MY MOUTH HURTS REAL BAD.
Seriously, how many fucking things can go wrong with someone at once?
Dec 21st
13483.) i fucked your cousin, you'll never know :)
(via blogsecret) As long as you didn’t fuck YOUR cousin, that’s fine.
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
Dec 21st
Ask me anything :)
Make random statements, slag me off, ask the meaning of life. anything http://www.formspring.me/RaggieDollie
Dec 20th
Yes man :)
Alison: You think I'm not scared? I'm scared of a lot of things.
Carl: So am I. Let's be scared together.
Dec 19th
Mum: You still love me, even though I'm fat and old?
Dad: You'll always be beautiful to me.
Mum: I've trained you well.
Dec 19th
“The road’s just normal. Like a stupid normal road.”
– Rebecca.
Dec 18th
“I put hay in the shed so the dog would be warm. It’s like a fucking barn....”
– My mum talking to her brother on the phone.
Dec 18th
“When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I...”
–  Dr. Robert Doback. (Step Brothers)
Dec 17th
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I just love the comments thrown around in my...
My mum was having a pee and my sister was sitting outside the door.
Sis: Your wee sounds weird.
Mum: I'm having a piss, not fucking singing. Piss doesn't sound like pavarotti.
Dec 17th
Form my spring.
But only if you want to. The only “question” I’ve gotten so far asked me what I would do if a cake magically appeared on my desk. http://www.formspring.me/RaggieDollie
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
I get bored a lot. Sorry for raping your...
Graduated High School. Kissed someone. Smoked cigarettes. Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Collected something really stupid. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time with out sleep. Lied to someone. Snorted cocaine. Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Taken a college level course. Been...
Dec 17th
I went to the last page of MLIA and found ones...
Today I checked my PO box to see if that backpack I won on eBay had arrived yet. It hadn’t. MLIA Today on my way to work I noticed the “low fuel” warning on the dashboard. I pulled over and got some gas. MLIA Today, I went to the coffee shop to proofread a friend’s paper. I made a u-turn twice on the same street to find parking. MLIA. Today, I cooked steaks for dinner....
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
wakeupboo: crushes: Dear Jamie, I’ve got a letter I would like to send. It’s lacking strings of words with punctuation at the end. Should I trust this dialect? To convey the right effect? Dear Jamie I’ve got some things I’d like to set in pen I would have used a pencil but lead’s just not permanent. Should I trust my printer’s ink? To express the things I think? Every page I tried my best...
Dec 17th
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I love my mum.
Mum: Cup of tea?
Me: No, not in the mood.
Mum: You have to have something hot to drink
Me: Okay then, can I have coffee
Mum: Sure, why not.
*2 mins later*
Mum: Here's your tea
Me: I asked for coffee.
Mum: I don't give a shit. Here's a biscuit.
Dec 16th
Reblog with your heritage.
wakeupboo: sunshineinyourteacup: jacobandthat: kitface: eatthebears: dorkscotch: abrokenbody: shaun-alexander: French, German, & Irish Irish and Dutch/German Malay, Siamese / Chinese, Arabian, Turkish Indian, Amerindian, Afro-Guyanese, British Everything from Europe. Like, seriously England, Ireland, Wales. welsh, greek, ukraine, argentinian. 100% pure irish...
Dec 16th
sometimes eaves dropping pisses me off ...
wakeupboo: sunshineinyourteacup: ” I THINK GAY PEOPLE SHOULD NOT TRAVEL ON THE SAME BUSES AND EAT FROM THE SAME PLATES AS US. THEY SHOULD ALL DIE OR MIGRATE TO SOME OTHER COUNTRY JUST SPECIALY FOR THEM TO NOT BREED” never been so irriated by peoples comments in my life. wtf! i think that’s just like how hitler treated jews, it’s discrimination! i mean, i don’t like bring the holocaust into...
Dec 15th
Do this.
Make random statements, Slag me off, do anything and I wont ever know it was you! http://www.formspring.me/RaggieDollie Sound fun?
Dec 15th
Bahahahahaha
Some girl has a poster saying SEX ON FIRE and the blurb says: YOU BURNT MY VAGINA! I love dailybooth.
Dec 14th
Dec 14th
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Simon Cowell is on drugs.
wakeupboo: raggiedollie: Why the fuck would you make a man sing a Miley Cyrus song? The only conclusion I can come to is that Simon Cowell is a pothead. Could’ve sworn Joe just sang “No I’m not pregnant” - did I imagine that? xD Sounded like it.
Dec 13th
It's Worse!
BOTH OF THEM ARE SINGING IT! No matter who wins now, their cover is going to be raping the radio waves for the next month. The Climb. Over. And. Over. My iPod is coming everywhere with me until this dies down.
Dec 13th